Catch is...........timing is purrfect !!!! remember, "he who hesitates, masturbates" get off the net and on her....whatcha waiting for??
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Good way to f*** up your work life.
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Don't s**t where you eat..
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I shit where I eat. It's delicious...
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i agree you shouldn't date where you labor but i've also known some who met that way and married now 20 yrs and still act like they did when they first met. just be careful evaluate what your feeling and if you think it's just going to be a fling don't go there, it's not worth the awkwardness you'll endure later.
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ask her if she'd like to get a bite to eat with you or get a coffee at starbucks and talk. keep it light and start by building a friendship that will last. bestfriends become the best lovers as long as you keep it real!!
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^Yeah, and you are sooo good at whacking off! You should put up an instructional video on redtube, so other losers such as yourself can learn the proper technique. *kisses*
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Making note... redtube... have to look that one up. I'm 12.
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^At least mentally you are.*kisses*
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^No, it's in inches.
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^Your feet don't count MORON! *kisses*
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Never dip your pen in company ink!
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....or ask her if she gives good head......why fool around !!!
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here's the trick: you wait till you think the time is right, don't jump into it. then, when she's already loving on someone else, you die a miserable death inside your heart. works every single time. trust me. i know.
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in the words of the great Don Corleone, Why don't you act like a man!
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ummmmm, ask her to have dinner with you? were you asking a trick question? or should I not answer a question with a question?
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I just have sex at work where everyone else eats, the break room table.
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Why bother, they are either all whores or were already broken, mastrubation is definate.
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