6^ The ethereal planes are going through as much turmoil right now as the prime material. No place is "safe."
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the penis ejaculates inside the vagina, not the anal canal. try that and you should be preggo like, whammo!
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I am a horny goat !!! take me !!!
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^ oh!! what she said !!!!!!
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stop taking it in the ass
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.....if you would just make love....instead of trying to make a baby....you will have a 7lb tumor in no time....trust me !!!!
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Apparently, you're not Mexican. Thank God!
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someone is right...make your man take horny goat weed. Also prenatal vitamins are supposed to boost your fertility level. Good luck
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I know it sucks. Husband can't do it so we have no kids while I see low lifes popping them out like crazy. At almost 50 I've accepted it and actually now enjoy the freedom. But from 20 to 45 it was really tough to accept.
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i have the opposite prob. i cannot have another baby now, i have an IUD and i think im preg anyway. im going to terminate if i am.
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you want to get prego, suck on his dick until he gets close, dont let him cum, then stop, wait until his dick gets soft and suck again, do this for the WHOLE DAY, DONT LET HIM CUM, then have him ump you from behind and while he is cumming massage his balls... it has worked for many of my clients.
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^^ your such a f***ing dipshit!!
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^that is cruel :(
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God doesn't love you.
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It's like this...to the hubby - Ya gotta wake up in the morning and roll over and give your wife a kiss on the back of the neck and tell her how much you love her. Give her a squeezie hug and tell her you want to take her out for dinner and a movie. You want to roamnce her. Be nice to her all day, do any and everything she asks. Go buy a nice boquet of flowers and a new dress for her to wear out that night. Take her out to a fine 5 star resturant, wine and dine her. Let money be no option. Take her to the nicest theatre in town and watch the most romantic move playing. Even shed a tear or two just to show her how emotional and soft you can be. Open car doors for her and whisper sweet nothings in her ear all night. Be super romantic. When you get her home, pour her a glass of wine and toast to your lovely marriage then show her the new Teddy you bought for her and tell her you'd be privlaged to see her astounding body inside of it. As soon as she heads off to put on the Teddy, give me a call...I'll handle it from there...
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Adopt. Geez, you don't get the hints? Life tells you what to do. Adopt a kid or dog or how about 3 of both?! Stop working against whats natural.
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have more sex. make it fun, not a job, and before you know it you'll have a baby. it also helps if you pretend you don't want one.
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I went through that too and it sucks, I am sorry. Try to relax, track your ovulation and get an insuline resistance test. If that all seems ok then see a fertility Dr and have some other tests... with us, once we had the tests we relaxed enough that I got pregnant... with twins and no drugs or treatments. Best wishes to you.
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nothing! dont try so hard it will happen. have you both seen a dr?
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Maybe you aren't supposed to have kids.
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^ what kind of a** **** writes that kind of response to a post like this?
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i feel bad for people like you ... i COULD have kids, but i never want to. i wish i could trade you.
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you and I are both in the same position. I just don't get it ether. I just have to keep telling myself when God is ready to give us a child, we will have a child.
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to all the aSsHoles on here telling her not to "play god" maybe she has a medical issue like pcos or a hormone imbalance that is causing her fertility issues. if that is the case she would benefit from being diagnosed regardless of whether it led to a pregnancy, serious underlying medical issues are nothing to fool around with!
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to the op, i had fertility issues (didn't get pregnant for two years and had one miscarriage) and took a 45 day saliva panel to test my fsh and lh surge and my estrogen and progesterone levels. it also tell you exactly when you ovulate which is really helpful! my doctors were really no help (wanted me to have three miscarriages before my insurance would pick it me up so i could get the tests done!) so i sought out an acupuncturist who ordered the tests. i wasn't making enough progesterone to ovulate every month or too maintain a pregnancy through the first trimester. after the first month of being on my hormone replacement i went in for an acupuncture treatment the day before i was supposed to ovulate and the next day i had the worst ovulation pain in my life! it only took one try to get pregnant and i am now in my 13th week!!! please find a good acupuncturist/naturopath, you will not regret treating your fertility issues naturally!!!
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You may not be meant to procreate. Why are you stressing? Wouldn't it be better to let whatever happens just happen on it's own? What if you finally do get preg and it's not healthy? Wouldn't you feel terrible? If it's meant to be it will be, stop trying to play God..
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Poppy seeds, horny goat weed, lots of potatoes and carrots, and keep the swimmers cooled off.
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Your tryn too hard!
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Adopt a Haitian. Like we don't have enough low class negroes as it is.
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I had neighbors who had tried to have a baby and never could. They finally decided to adopt. They saved for a long time, went through so many interviews and home inspections, but finally after many years they were able to adopt a little Asian girl. Then, about 2 months later, she got pregnant. I think sometimes just the stressing about it causes some issues.
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I had a friend who had 7 kids and was a crack head. Her sister and her husband tried for YEARS to have a kid and finally had one. Life is weird like that but one thing is for sure. It will happen when it's supposed to happen. Maybe you aren't meant to have a baby in your life right now. Keep trying and keep praying and it will happen one day. Usually when you least expect it.
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I think abortion is more humane than what you are trying to do.
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^ Yeah right. So they could torture your offspring? This world is really not that great. I don't understand why anyone would bring thier own child into the world on purpose. Your child needs to be protected and loved so he/she might as well stay where it's safe and not even be born.
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