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Last night I got pulled over for speeding. The cop and my dad are friends. I got out of the ticket by letting him screw me. I think I'll be speeidng tomorrow...

Last night I got pulled over for speeding. The cop and my dad are friends. I got out of the ticket by letting him screw me. I think I'll be speeidng tomorrow...

 
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what a stupid cunt basket. I hope she catches a std or worse.
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^ Now that is a scene I would really like to see - You get pulled over for speeding by female cops, and then you say "Do you think we could forget the ticket, if I let you blow me!" Ha ha. ROFL. Yeah that is definitely worth a shot. Have your lawyers number handy!
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^ I'm sure female cops suck a dick here and there.
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In other words, the cop was breaking the very laws we intrust him to defend. Worthless pigs like him give the rest of them a black eye every time you read about their indiscretions in the newspaper.
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Op... I did it, and I love it.. and I'll do it again.. Slut, maybe.. sexually satisified.. OHH YAAA! HAHAHA Let the haters hate.
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^2 Its only a stranger for the first 30 seconds. Then it will be just like an old friend. Lets all sing together: "Everybody loves a stranger sometime....."
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Did he turn the siren on when he came?
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I hope you gave him Herpes!!
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if this was posted by a dude that is too funny ;)
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Now that you've screwed one, their ALL going to be watching you to pull you over so they can get the same.. Good luck with that
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Just think of how many other chicks got out a ticket that way too, nice, hope you used a condom! SOME cops are a terrible disgrace to a uniform. No he told all his cop buddies about you and they all think your an easy slut! Imagine if your Dad finds out.
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EWWWWW You f***ed a cop. Pig for a pig.
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EWWWWW You f***ed a cop. Pig for a pig.
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^ The female cops always check me for a "concealed weapon".
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Fucking whore.
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Definitely BS. Sounds like a plot from a cheap 70's porno.
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You obviously have no morals or self-esteem so why not be an easy slut and sleep your way to where ever it can get you.
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I call BS...
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That's awesome!!
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Good luck with that. Whore
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I think in real life you're probably a dumb cunt
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^That's what she practiced on.
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did you do the breathalyizer, too ?
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smells like BS to me.
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This is fake. Obviously.
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You, and every other whore out there.
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^Proof that girls know guys will do anything to get pussy, and so they know how to keep a level playing field between the sexes.
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Proof that chicks WILL use the PUSSY when it suits them, to get out of or into something THEY want!STOP GIVIN IT AWAY, SELL IT DUMBASS!
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hmmm I'm a girl.. and I obviously don't care what my father thinks. I enjoyed it.. Hell I loved it. I don't care how many people he does this to. Yes, I used protection.. always.
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I'm sure your dad is glad he has such a great man such as yourself as a son!
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The Village People want their cop back.
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So you got FuCkEd so you wouldn't get FuCkEd/ Wish I had a pussy!
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I hate whores like you.
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she used protection- HER SEAT BELT !!!!!!!!!
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That's not being smarter, it's being a whore.
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proof that girls are smarter and guys are easy. ive done the same thing.
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If that cop pulled me over, I would want to pull him off, but then I am a queer and uniforms do it for me.
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I STILL call this BS.
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^Not boring, but I don't like strange cock in my mouth. You do. Suck away, doesn't bother me at all.
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To all the b****es calling her a whore, don't be jealous cause your nasty fat asses don't get any play. I did this before and the excitement of it was enough for an orgasm. Maybe that's why your men screw around on you too, because your asses are BORING!!!
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^^oh i love that tune.
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Thats just plain bullShit..no body does that.
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^You're right. It's a sometimes extremely elaborate play, and it is fockin scarrin and scary.
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That is a hot fantasy, but it's not supposed to actually happen. It does, but it's not supposed to. Everything in the world seems to just be a game, an act. Things that are in place to protect us, uphold the common good. None of it is true. Sounds scarey when you think about it.
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