practice on me....powder too !!! and maybe some baby oil now and then !!!
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^Go play with yourself!
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Ah pamper me, put me in diapers. Pamper me, no really, put me in diapers.
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LOL at 1 and 3. hahahahaha
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^you have obviously never used CLOTH diapers have you?!
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*pinning is the hardest part! i'm practicing on something that doesn't even move....a baby will be sooo different, thanks for all the funny comments lol!!
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Go whine to the millions of other parents out there. I don't give a shit. LOL!
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^^lololol!!!
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Disposable diapers are to blame for the low testosterone rates in men today. The chlorine converts to dioxin, which is known to cause male sterility. Likewise, don't EVER use chlorine bleach to clean baby areas. Use a mixture of 1/3 white vinegar to 2/3 water, with a tablespoon or so of tea tree oil thrown in. It's much safer, and just as effective.
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^Do they turn baby girls into lesbians too?
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^I sure hope so, or the next generation is gonna be sooooo sad.
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It is not all shits and giggles. It is mostly shits, though...
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^i am planning on using disposables the first two weeks till i recover, or if i were to take the baby on an extended trip for instance. as for the lazy mom with a potty mouth go ahead and act like you know what you are talking about, we can all tell that you are LAZY and MATERIALISTIC and UNEDUCATED, you don't need to post anymore garbage on here to convince me!
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^ That's funny. I'm a guy, you stupid "shitty diaper are more toxic than kid's jewelry" kind of b****.
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^really, then why are you commenting on diapers faggot?!
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^ I've changed diapers like most men who give a flying f*** about their kids. Not that you would know any...
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^really? so you claim to give a f*** yet are willing to ruin the environment for them in the future. when their great great great grandchildren are born those diapers will still be sitting in a landfill NOT decomposing! what a thoughtful dad you must be looking out for your families future....NOT!!!
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....need any breast feeding practice?
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^lolol!!!
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5^ I'm not lazy. I don't see how you are saving any money by washing a load of shitty diapers every day. That would be as bad as using a laundromat, where everyone else's shit has been.
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^really? well obviously you never actually put any thought into it, over the course of a childs life you will spend between 2,000 3,000 dollars on disposable diapers. if you buy cloth diapers you can get everything you need for about 300 dollars and if you take care of it you can resell them or use them on a second child. this saves THOUSANDS of dollars over the 2-3 years it will take your baby to be fully potty trained, but you wouldn't know that because you are too LAZY to do any research. also please not that if you are using disposables and are too LAZY rinse the fecal matter out of them before throwing them away that is considered improper disposal of human waste. you would know that if you actually took the time to read the directions, but once again you are too LAZY to take the time. with a work ethic like yours no wonder your kids are going to grow up to be LAZY like you and will throw you in a nursing home rather than take care of you themselves. now go get your nails done biTch!
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^ Resell used diapers? You are f***ing nuts! Who in the Hell in their right mind would buy them?!? Good thing I had thousands of dollars to waste then. I don't want shit going into my washing machine contaminating everything else. Haz-Mat gave me a warning; I told them to stick it up their asses. You should see the "shit" people try to flush down toilets every day... besides shit.
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2^Billions of shitty Pampers in our landfills disagree with you.
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^1 You go girl. But mothering is such hard work, you can give yourself a treat every now and again, and go disposable. However, the cloth ones are great for cleaning cars, and dusting houses. But you gotta wait about 7 years until all kids are done.
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^^^^have you ever used those snappy enclosures?!
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Get some Huggies. One day your kid will be buying you Depends. I doubt he/she will want to fold cloth diapers for you.
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^you are just lazy and like to waste money, cloth diapers are cheap in comparison to disposables!!!
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Good luck to you both. Hopefully you are married though, so good luck to all!
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*yes i am happily married and this baby was planned! and very much wanted :)
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Well good! That might just be a first for this site! Everybody look! Somebody is doing it right!
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Lay a blanket on the floor. Slap some powder on my thighs. Stick a soother in my mouth. Just don't tell the other guys...please?
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Today's cloth diapers don't use pins. Use the all-in-ones with the velcro closures, and use the standard diaper for the insert. It's very easy, and much more sanitary than paper diapers. Definitely don't ever use disposables! They are loaded with dioxin due to the chlorine breakdown. Plus, it's actually illegal to throw away dirty paper diapers - it is improper disposal of sewage. Good for you for doing what's best for your coming baby and the earth!
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^^^your baby is coming? Isn't that against the law or something?
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That is awesome that you are happy and excited! CONGRADULATIONS TO YOU! It really is the best time! It was the most fun I'd ever had in my life and even though my kids are grown I now get to have that fun once again with my grandkids.. it's even MORE fun now!
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POWDER MY GIBLETS !!!!!!! all day long
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