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I love how my guitar sounds in the bathroom.  I wrote my best song while coaxing out a monstrous dump. True story...it's very relaxing.

I love how my guitar sounds in the bathroom. I wrote my best song while coaxing out a monstrous dump. True story...it's very relaxing.

 
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^Then buy a vibrator and shut up:)
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Nobody cares, geez.
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Now that is definately a secret worthy of this site! Just don't take snacks in with you, because there is just no explaining that.
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LOL, my hsuband thinks he has as ecret he does in the bathroom too...he masturbates while taking a dumb...wtf is that?? GROSS
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^ I would be worried. Sounds like things that go in and out of his butt arouse him!
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You and Kurt Cobain have something in common then.
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This is disgusting. Another reason I don't want to be married.
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well thank you for sharing that wonderful secret with us. please tell us when it makes it on the radio, i would love to hear it
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Do you do "drum solos" too? You know, like the one's you hear in the mall bathrooms when someone's trying not to let the big PPPPFFFLLLLEEEEERRRRTTTT out.
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~~~i bet your song stinks.
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<<<----humming Floyds "Breathe in the Air"
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men are pigs??? really, i cant remember the last time i bled all over the f***ing place for 5 days, and just to stop the random ass nasty mess my body makes i shove wadded cotton into myself....whos the nasty f***er now hag....i also play guitar in the bathroom. great acoustics.
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I guess the music just comes out better.I heard you get a cleaner sound that way.
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"Smells Like Teen Spirit" Oh yeah, I bet!
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You've been Thunderstruck! FAAAAAARRRRRTTT!
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"Shittin' on the Dock of the Bay"... timeless classic.
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All I can think of is, Twang..... "Just a lookin' fer love in all the wrong places"...Brrrrraaaattt....with an echo...
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Men are filthy disgusting pigs. They should be made to stay out in the back yard in a pen with a trough.
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Who gives a shit ?
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