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When my husband isn't home, I like to pretend I have Davy Jones of The Monkees, imprisoned in my basement.

When my husband isn't home, I like to pretend I have Davy Jones of The Monkees, imprisoned in my basement.

 
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I love him!
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Oh yum!
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jesus f***in christ, you wack job.
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that's disgusting!
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He can make a monkey outa me!!
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what a crazy b****!!
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Well, yes, Davey is quite a lady's man. Who could resist such a Monkee with such boyishly good looks??? ........... Dirty was here
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Why does your husband have to not be home? Do you act it out or something? Just wondering.
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Yes
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You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bowie had music in the 60s too but wasnt as popular it sounded like the old version of " the dating game " theme music
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it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.....
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Let me out!
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I wanna be free!
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Yes!
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Someone said he has a really tiny penis
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ok as far as fantsies go this is mild its the subject in your fantasy that odd HIM? enjoy - its harmless
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EWW smegma
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After all those years of watching Monkees reruns after school - I wish he had been locked up in your basement. Long live Peter Tork!
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David Bowie was born David Jones, but had to change it because of that wanker pop star.....
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david bowie is older and was popular before the monkees... where is your name theory based on?
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NAME THEORY = just google/wikipedia bowie ass-muncher, I know it anyway..... figure out the timeline stupid, Bowie was 70's on, not 60's.....
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Cheer up sleepy jean!
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...dream about scraping the smegma off of him with your teeth after he has been tied up down there for a couple of weeks! LOL! I hope you don't get any wackier as you get older, for your husband's sake.
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i love him
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your so sick!!
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does he rub his a** on the ground like a dog??
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so what if he does.
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Right On! Those other posters are just jealous! He's sooo cute and I wish Id thought of that! Can I borrow him?
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He wants to be free, like the bluebirds flying by him, like the waves out on the blue sea.
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why not eddie vedder, prince, or a young robert plant? the Monkees guy? you need mental help.
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How exactly does that work? Do you just yell down and talk to him? I'm serious. I'd like to know!
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