(hello) I am the time "traveling alien"'s HUMAN. *Sigh* what I wouldnt give to have 17th century noble attire, and be surrounded by mysterious black clad vixens. Wait a minute! Halloween is coming up, and I know just who to ask for the "get up" and several beautiful women i can ask out. I would say things like "Veronica, Darling?" Who is that dreadful wall flower over there, and Pray-tell how she found herself in my court. Go fetch her... and see to it see is in my bed chambers". That's a good gurl.
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black Clad vixen # 1: daddy, are you going to tease baby tonight with this flower. Artistcrat / Time traveling Alien's HUMAN: be a dear and fetch some wine my love, then we will discuss upon the matter of things to tease you with my dear.Black Clad Vixen #1 ooohh. daddy, I love it when you talk dirty.Artistcrat / Time traveling Alien's HUMAN: MUD my dear, now run along and play.
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I dont need drugs dude. I am happy
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i am your daddy :)^
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^^been there. done that. you left
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or "you're were spent rather"
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^indeed. Do you think i walk around with this arrogant smirk if it were not for technique darling?
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(without thinking. I rip away the black lacy garments, exposing the bare cheek. I step behind you and firmly grab your hair, pull you back into me. I lay once firm spank upon the perfect mound of your ass. I watch the redness set in and massage the swollen lips of your moist and tender love.
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damnit. im so turned on i cant even type. what i menat to say was.... you said "IM SPENT!"
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well (ehem) black clad vixen #1 let's not waste anymore. Perhaps we should exit this party and retire to a more fitting setting for a lady or your mystique and appitite
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do you fancy the tower? I thought so, you always liked the tower, and the cold and open breeze lofting through. You've been so naughty to me, and its time you remember who is your master. who is your king!?!
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^ i shall have no mistress of mine groveling like a peasant! stand up woman! (presses face in the exposed cleavage of Black Clad vixen#1.
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^ I plead with you woman! stop talking! use your lips as a proper lover would.
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^ you can see the enjoyment and excitement in her face when she unbuttons his knickers.
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Fag Alert!
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Is this the alien time travel guy?
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Wow, some people have turned this site into an actual hobby! Screw woodworking, sewing or even sports, lets just see how many stupid, bizarre threads we can submit. Sad...very, very, sad...
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(PR) Not me!!
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You should direct your focus to Making Sense.
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People may submit crazy bizarre threads...but the site Administrator approves them for posting. I wonder how many get axed and don't get posted ?
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Sickness! Our country is doomed...DOOMED I TELL YOU!
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Just think... these dipshits probably go to school with your kids!
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Hello Jenny McClean Pensacola airport, Delta ticket counter. Thank you for sucking my cock and letting me f*** you in the over nighters. Your husband needs to go get tested along with all of our coworkers that you f***.lmfao. muahahahaha sorry Earl your wife is a skank but i love f***in her.
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^^ You're brainstem is probably about the same size as your pecker. Extremely small, infantile even.
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^Actually, he is quite well endowed and knows how to use it. Your just a sad, miserable smidge of a person. Don't worry someone, somewhere will be willing to give you a pity f**k!
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^ Your momma?
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^ LMAO!
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3^ you girls need to stop stalking me.
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^ stalker Girls - you have more important things than belittle others. i wish you would see that.
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^^Sorry you feel that way
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* to my black clad vixen from friday * Hello, I am the writer who played "daddy". I also am the Time Traveling Alien's HUMAN. in responce to "I don't think daddy will play with this black clad vixen again." I will anytime baby just post the picture, and leave a sign / some kind of symbol, so i know the post is yours. I will form a character based upon your picture. XOXO baby. I got a shock alright and a tingle in my lips, as she moved her own hand soft hand slowly down her exposed fruits of paradise. she glanced over to him with a teasing eye and puckered lips.through the aid of the candle light; He could see the peachy hair on her neck start to rise, as she gave her bottom lip a little bite.
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^oh daddy...vixen is soooo happy that you want to play. I think we can have alot of fun. I will post a picture with a secret about role play. I will sign it "V" for vixen. She began to massage her swollen fruit, moaning with pleasure, just as she came she murmured "oh daddy i'm soooo naughty!
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^ You two need to get a webcam and get off somewhere else.
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^ um the only thing getting off is my brainstem right now. If you have a problem with it.. BYE! vixen, you naughty gurl. I await your next secret .XOXO
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^XOXO to you too daddy.
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^Hurry daddy, my evil stepmonster is calling me...spank me quick abd HARD...
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^Oh yea...it hurts soooo good! Until next time daddy...
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Holy crap! I'm at work and I really need to get out of here after reading this! Wow! I'm a woman and I'm all a-tremble, I love you guys!
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^Glad we could make your day. It will probably be a one time only though. I don't think daddy will play with this black clad vixen again. I think the shock was just too great! Oh well, it was awesome and I will always remember it!
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^ better shit in Penthouse Forum... *Yawn*
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Which one gets to play Marie Antoinette at the grand finale? Want some cake, BITCH? Must be the one on the left...
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^^^^No, you haven't done that...
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Shall the wallflower bring me to your bed chambers?
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^You are oh great sire! Let me bow and kiss your feet properly...
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But daddy I was only showing you that your the master! I could kiss something else if you prefer...
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^She slowly ease down the length of his body and begins to slowly kiss the hot growing area between his legs...
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^Is master pleased?
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^ Yeah, they need a "reject" website... "America's Dumbest Untold Secrets".
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^Pretentious AND creepy...
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^Thorazine is a wonderful drug...please take alot of it!
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^^^I like to role play...one of my favorite roles is a black clad vixen. She's been very naughty...she needs her "daddy" to give her a good spanking. Anybody wanna play "daddy"?
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^Ooooh daddy i'm waiting...
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^huh?
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