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when or if I ever had a child (regardless of the sex) I will name that child Google. I hope the mother doesnt have any objections...

when or if I ever had a child (regardless of the sex) I will name that child Google. I hope the mother doesnt have any objections...

 
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"How stupid is this?" - I dont know you... you tell me, or are you waiting on someone else to answer for you?
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Let me guess....your 20 to 25 years old and you have never been married....once you get married, you have no rights. You may submit your request for consideration, only so you can be recognized as having some input, but your request for such an anomaly will be dis-allowed and terminated immediately without question. You will further be considered nothing more than a distraction threatning to disrupt the ebb of the new mothers foundation. The best idea is to just ditch your idea and let the woman name the child. That way you never have to accept any responsibility or listen to her b**** about how she doesn't like or didn't choose the name. It's just easier that way in the long run dude. Trust me.
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Boxy was Apollo's kid on Battlestar Galactica. I'll name my next pooch Muffit.
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Would XXBox be appropriate for a girl? XYBox for a boy?
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Why Google? Why not DogPile?
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Wow I had the same Idea, Only I named my dog Google.
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How stupid is this?
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what if you lose him. you will have to do a google search to find him.
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Is your name Internet Protocol?
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Google will sue your ass.
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then we can call him or her oogly
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^ Good answer... not!
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There needs to be some sort of name approval process in place, where a potential name must be submitted for approval before an actual birth certificate is issued.....too many stupid people naming kids today.
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I wanted to name ours Niederwald.
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Maybe it's , "Rainman"?
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i will name mine halfpad
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That is just selfish! The poor kid will be tormented.
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Yeaaah I'll Name mine Twitter
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His nickname can be "Goo"... that's a popular name for blacks around here... along with, "Boo".
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I hope its a boy so he can say to some b**** you were googled
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This is Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!!!
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