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I got a urinary tract infection from f***ing a banana.

I got a urinary tract infection from f***ing a banana.
 
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Sure you did....and you got herpes from a public toilet too right...
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wouldnt it get too mushy.
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Thats becouse the shithouse is to close to the playground
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Try a real cock instead
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try washing the banana first!
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all i got to say is your nasty !!
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I thought UTI's were from wiping the wrong way...did you stick it in your butt first?
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NEXT Time Two Words for you to remember: RUBBER DILDO.... clean with Dial soap and warm water after using. Save the banana for your corn flakes in the morning.
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lol @ f*cking bananas
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^that is funny!
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try it unpeeled next time Dago!!
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did the banana let you cum first??
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I am so glad I read these comments. I was in a lousy mood and some of these comments were sooo funny
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actually if you were to f*** a banana, you would go dry. ha ha ha i knew a girl in highschool that was pathetic enough to do that.
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*laughs* R the ONLY people who *post here* from MICHIGAN or what????
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something tells me they're not talking about michigan but about blood!
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You get your red wings when you eat a girl on her period. Got 'em!
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Dago, the banana goes up your ass.
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i *believe* the person talking about the lose to anaheim was talking hockey..
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so did you have to tell your doctor that you are f^cking bananas?
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Imagine what would've happened if you'd put that dirty, dirty banana in your mouth
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Did it at least call you the next day?
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The comments here are pretty much cock suckers and would have gotten an infection in their ass if they did the same thing so don't worry about the stupid asses
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these comments were just what i needed after a shitty work day and seeing the wings lose to anaheim
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i imagine that this banana gave the op's pussy some redwings.
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The banana gave the pussy red wings? WTF are you talking about? I know - I got my red wings...
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so do carrots
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put a *rubber* on it, to be sure its CLEAN, then shove whatever YOU want up WHEREEVER YOU want. Quick easy and NO worries of infection!
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Seriously? How does THIS get posted but real secrets don't?
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if you knew of all the pesticides sprayed on bananas you wouldn't be putting that up your hootch
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When you are done with the banana, make a sandwich with peanut butter and leave it in the fridge at work. This b**** there keeps eating my LUNCH!
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
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I saw a woman eat a banana with her pussy before.....talk about Kegals....think what she could do to a cock.
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I'll bet your doctor would tell you the bannana did'nt cause it.
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