yep I scooped em up like dog poo and threw em away.
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That's a shame. I clogged my toilet a couple of days ago and the water was shooting all over the floor! That was pretty scary too.
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what were you eating
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lmfao cliffhangers! thats a good one never heard it before :P
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I feel ya...Dad's can be scary. I was a picky eater...Once I hide a whole steak in the trash. Oh, and napkins are great for veggies.
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omg I used napkins for my asparugus all the time!!!!!!! yeah this is the same person with the secret btw.
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I hid my period for 5 years because I thought I would get in trouble.
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Sorry, but I think that is hilarious.
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Yeah i did his when i was like 8
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haha funny I'm 26 my dad comes to visit he always for the past 3 yrs clogs my toilet and tells me I have a problem. No dad you use to much toilet paper wtf ease up solider its only your own poop if it gets on your hands wash your hands not the toilet paper.
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Hell I never meet a toilet I couldn't plug
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I did this once at my aunt and uncles, I knew I was going to plug it, so I just "went for a little walk in the woods" and came back on empty...
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My wife has OCD -- you can't imagine what a disaster a backed up toilet is. For most people, it's a yucky chore to plunge it down. When you live with someone with OCD, the reaction is on par with what you'd expect if you went on a shooting rampage in a busy mall on Xmas Eve. Living with an OCD person will cause normal people to go to very strange and exotic lengths to avoid causing problems. At least until they get so fed up as to hardly care. I want a divorce. Maybe I'll eat some huge burritos tomorrow.
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I hated hotdogs as a kid and would put them on the lip on the underside of the kitchen table. my mom found them when washing the kitchen floor on her hands and knees. Hotdogs made me gag...dont make your kids eat things that make them gag.
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My neihbors dog would shit in our yard. we didnt have a dog so we would go shit in theirs in the middle of the night. They must have caught on because eventually they put up a fence. their dog stopped shitting in our yard and we stopped shitting in theirs.
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you could have flushed halfway thru the poo
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true true but I couldnt chance it.
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NO shit! In the backyard! I took one on a windshield of a co-workers!
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Man thats just bad ,did he beat on you ? If so is he still living ?
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The reason the toilet will not let you flush a normal dump along with the paper is that the DemoCraps passed a law a few years back requiring a "low flow" toilet. Thank DEMOCRAPS that you have to shit in your back yard.
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I agree w/the above guy. Democrats are responsible for ALL of the problems people have posted here and all of the problems in the whole world. NOT! WTF? How is an a..hole dad a political issue? Above Guy will be singing a different tune soon it seems. In CA, we have a huge and really, pretty terrifying water problem that isn't getting any better. I'm hoping Above Guy lives somewhere else (for many reasons).
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Now thats some funny shit right there,pardon the pun!
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once ,I had to take a real bad shit,and my wife was in the bathroom,I went out to the garage and put a plastic grocery bag inside a bucket and shit in there.Later I threw it away in a dumpster down at the beach.The shit must of weighed 3 pounds,no wonder I couldn't wait -!!!
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That's really sad to me. Was your dad an abuser? What a dehumanizing experience. I'm sorry you had to do that in order to avoid your dads wrath.
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when I was a kid I had bad problems with constipation and I was afraid to clog the toilet cuz my dad got mad about it too so I pooped in the toilet put on a glove and threw it out the window in the back yard... then he got really mad. He broke my arm that night.
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