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My past 8 boyfriends all think that they were my first

My past 8 boyfriends all think that they were my first

 
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Heh. You rock.
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LOL, So did my first 5!! LOL LOL LOL
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Same here
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I told my ex- husband he was #2 and he believed me even tho he was closer to # 30. Its all about doing lots of Kegals. I do 300 kegals per day. Makes for a very tight one and I use them during sex too... The last 2 bfs I told them I was with 6 guys but, I really have lost count. But I dont regret it. They love how I know what Im doing in bed.... always tell me Im the very best. Bad thing is, they dont want to give you up when your ready to move on.... My current love interest is the best. He gets turned on and wants me to do other guys then go home to him and he gets me off again.... He calls himself a freak. Hes a very handsome musician who can get any girls but thats not what turns him on.... He wants me to be bad and then be bad with him.
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I use kegal after my guy comes inside me and I tell him I'm milking him, he loves it.
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These b****es are nothing but a ditch for cum!
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Who wants to be first. Let captain Kirk go where no man has gone before
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They were all your first, and the biggest and the best, your typical hoe ....
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Then your last 8 boyfriends are morons!
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I wonder if your first thought you got around too much? Irony.
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Only 8? These days that's almost a virgin
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Its not my fault that boys are naive, all I do is use my " I'm just a girl and bat my eyelashes" They think I'm innocent when in actuality I'm just using them for my own sexual benefits. You guys are DumB with a capital "B", To my 8 Ex's, I needed the passion, thanks for being my first, all eight times! Guess I'll be the 25 y/o virgin now, ha ha ha
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doubt they actually believe that, maybe your the dumbass, unless your having sex with the mentally challenged again. im sure having sex with you is like throwing a hotdog down a long hallway
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