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Last night I took three Viagra and stayed home alone. Needless to say I beat the hell outa' "Junior" and I'm having trouble looking at myself in the mirror...

Last night I took three Viagra and stayed home alone. Needless to say I beat the hell outa' "Junior" and I'm having trouble looking at myself in the mirror...

 
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Ummmmm..... I am at a loss for words.....
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Jerking off is entirely human. But release is only a part of sex...you may have hours in the boxing ring, but you have none of the deeply gratifying feelings that reciprocal pleasure with another person can bring. Don't beat yourself up (sorry for the pun)--put some energy toward pursuing some more worthwhile and sincerely satisfying things in life.
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get ahold of Dover...he'll take care of you
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You don't have to break the habit. It's only a problem if it interferes with forming intimate relationships with other people. Find someone who likes to watch!! :)
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I smell bullshit!
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so, if you take 3, does that mean you have to wait 12 hours with a boner before calling the doc? just wonderin'.
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WOW dude i know this is a site for secrets but the liver thing was an over share...
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hahaha floging junior. thanks for the laugh.
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dude you should just f*** that dog in the picture. by the looks of him, hes already primed!
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YOU NEED HELP,YOUR SICK!!!!
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GOOD GOD THIS SHIT IS FUNNY!!!!
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Put the liver in a hole in your mattress.
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Listen, it is an addiction just like drugs or alcohol, shopping or gambling. Something is missing from your life (no not just a woman). Please try Sex Addicts Anonymous. They can help. Your not alone in this. It sounds like it is interferring with hav ing a normal life...you can get help for this if you want it. Look up sex addicts anonymous in phone book or on the internet. No judgemment, just honest help. Good luck!
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You should try taking a banana and warming it in the microwave for a few seconds and then cut it in half and f*** it. That's how I git r dun. Nannerpuss nannerpuss nannerpuss
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im seriously in tears, my vision is blurred with laughter. Im going to share this shit with all my friends.
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Good god, this is funny!
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You leave the dog out of this. That's just wrong!
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