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My husband farts every ten seconds or so.  He farts on me every single night when we sleep.  Is that grounds for divorce?  Its really gross...

My husband farts every ten seconds or so. He farts on me every single night when we sleep. Is that grounds for divorce? Its really gross...

 
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I am laughing right now...not because I think it is funny...but because I can relate to what you are going through...but seriously every ten second is a little much...I think he needs a GI Doc. to take a look at him...what is he eating???
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Let me guess, he wasn't like this before you got married? Dover
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tried a butt plug........?
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learn how to cook.
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He needs to change his diet and develop manners.
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ha that's funny! have ya ever tried gas x?
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Move into the guest room....I did.
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Like someone said before I am only laughing because I used to get farted on EVERY MORNING! After throwing enough fits about it, it's much better, however mine was nowhere near the amount of yours. But yes, I do believe after a certain point, constant farting and snoring, should be grounds for divorce!
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Sorry to hear you're experiencing that kind of problem. If your question is serious, divorce is "no fault" virtually everywhere in the United States.
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Think of it like this, if he was in an accident and died, tonite and every night from now on, you would pray and cry that he was not there to fart on you again and you would regret thinking something so small and unimportant made you consider divorce. Be happy you have a husband.
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Either he needs to eat better or there may be a more serious underlying medical condition to blame. Try making him eat a yogurt daily or papaya to aid digestion. If that doesn't help I'd see a doctor.
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give him a laxative! that'll change things
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mine is the same way...sick bastards
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I think Lactose intorerance...try lactase pills, or beano. adjust his diet.
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My wife and I love each other dearly.......but we have separate bedrooms. We both sleep better that way.
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