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When I drive behind you in my lifted 4x4 I enjoy watching you fumble with the rearview mirror to get my lights out of your eyes.

When I drive behind you in my lifted 4x4 I enjoy watching you fumble with the rearview mirror to get my lights out of your eyes.

 
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Sorry to hear about your small dick. Dover
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Childhood
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I f***ing hate you guys, you suck, you cause accidents you f***.
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And I enjoy slamming the brakes on, watching you desperatly trying to avoid a rear end collision!
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HAHA I know it is funny then get up on there ass and start honking
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You're a dick.
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So the fumbing and the getting of the lights out of the eyes is a metaphor for your fantasy to blind someone with your cum, yes? Because you can't, I'm assuming, build up enough said cum to make this happen in reality. This is correct, no?
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And when you do get someone killed, that will be the best day ever!!
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f***ing REDNECK! That about sums it up
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Your cool, f***ing in-breeder.
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Let's see ... 35 posts... TWO of them refer to tailgating... and you huff and puff about how "all us f***s" assume you need to be tailgating. Damn! You're even more stupid than I first thought!
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youre a douche
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Pricks like you do this because in reality you're a chicken shit coward. It's your way of acting tough.
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My fully loaded mini-van has a rearview that automatically tints for my benefit when assholes like you pull up. Then I slam on my brakes - BRAKE CHECK! Next...
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Be more observant asshole. I also slow way down and grab my 38.
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Soo... thanks for being easy to diagnose. You have Neopoleon(sp?) syndrome. Either you have a small penis and/or are a short guy who gets a big truck.. OR you are a big guy with a tiny dick--hey lets play devil's advocate--you are a big guy with a big penis.... in any case you are an asshole. Good luck with your ego. Prick.
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So you're a self admitted asshole. It's good to know yourself.
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you are a asshat
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dick head!! and someday you will get yours for being one!! good luck with that!!
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Original poster here...I love how all you f***s assume that I need to be tailgating to get my lights in your mirrors.
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Dont do it to me - I have a shitty car and am more than happy to slam on the brakes and have to slam into me so that (a) you'll get ticked for following too close (b) you're insurance will go up and (c) i'll sue for wiplash.
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And I like to laugh at you when your filling up that gas hog at the pump.
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See ya on Cops!!!! What cha gonna do when they come for you? Sorry officer,, Im sorry,,, Whine-- Whimper
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Lol, I thought it was funny HAHAHHAAA
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I do that too, and I'm a married woman (NO DICK lol! ) with children. My Exterra has a 3 inch lift - just big enough to mess with your eyes. So HA!
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To the poster above me. You have a lot more in common with the original poster. You BOTH have penis envy. Dover
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You don't sound like a very nice person. I feel sorry for you. Only hurting people enjoy hurting other people.
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PRICK-less
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I like when that happens to me, I get to slow down to 5 under.
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To the original poster- drive up behind a 2001-2005 Impala and the mirrors do adjust to send it back at ya. In your face and then I hope you crash. But people, if you are going to do this make sure you hit the brakes right after, so the asshole rear ends you and has to pay:) It's f***ers like you that make driving no fun.
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hahahahahaha... That is funny.. I do the same thing.. I also like spinning mud or snow onto your windshield when I'm in front of you...
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You truly have no life to enjoy being a dick to others you don't know for giggles. That's sad.
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I enjoy watching your face after you fill up your tank in that piece of shit 4x4.
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I enjoyed you giving me head
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Wait until you drive behind someone smart enough to adjust their side mirrors to aim the light back at you. You'll stop then.
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Some people do try to aim their side mirrors, it doesn't work! And btw, if you drive like a normal person so do I. I even try to minimize the blinding effect by giving space. However, if you start doing stupid shit like driving 30mph in a 45mph zone on a 25 mile long 2 lane mountain road and don't use the turnouts - Or if you cut me off - You can count on my headlights being right there for you!
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Oh, and Dover, your wife had no complaints about my size;)
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I also like seeing you fumble for your wallet and hiding your stash when you see my red and blue lights behind you!!
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And when someone pulls over and lets you pass and then follows you with thier high beams on, you crap yourself. Right?
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When you bring your lifted 4x4 in for state inspection, I find multiple reasons to reject it.......
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I'm happy for you and your "lifted" truck. You finally got that 3 inches you were wanting so bad. You are truely a little man. Little tiny man.
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OH you are one of those stupid ASS Holes with a truck with hugh tires that cost thousands of dollars and then jack it up with another thousand and its so unstable spend and thousand on shocks and then a 4 inch tail pipe and then of course it makes so much noise you have to get a 4 thousand stereo to drown out all that shit. And now you are ready to go out at night, in dark and show everybody how smart you are. During the daytime you are gust a little jerk, BTW guess what kind of girls you get especially as now you are always broke! Every time I see one of you genius I look to see what kind of woman you guys have and most of the time you are either alone or with some ugly old broad.So I guess you have to choke your chicken or suck on your tail pipe
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