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Every time I watch the chips fall in the vending machine I pretend that they're jumping off a ledge and committing suicide.

Every time I watch the chips fall in the vending machine I pretend that they're jumping off a ledge and committing suicide.

 
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Chip-a-cide.....
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I think I am in love lol
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ROFLMFAO!!!
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Barry... is that you?
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hahaha, love a laugh!
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That is effed up...and oh so hilarious! Thanks, I needed that!
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OP - no, I'm not Barry
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well, they are- you are going to eat them!!
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That was a great laugh. I never looked at it that way. LOL
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I suppose you could imagine that the soda is jumping down a stairwell inside a building that you are outside of.
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WOWWWWWWWWWWW WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW WOWWWWWWWWWW
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mmmm you are hot!
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If I was the chips I would totally jump so that guy could eat me up good!
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And you're still able to eat the chips after personifying them? It just seems wrong somehow, those must be some very troubled chips. I think I'm going to start counseling vending machine snacks.
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Now, THIS is a secret worth posting!
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Eat me, eat me...
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Hey stupid thats the soda machine!!
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