wait till her ghost boyfriend shows up and f***s you in the ass
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Thats really freaky
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Truly? Your not just a prodigious masturbator, maybe relying on vyvanse to maintain your tenuous hold on what is left of a promising but shattered thirteen year old life? Her corporeal image floating in memory - not actually in the dimension that we perceive as reality but some folded instant of wish that only you can see? I really want to know, is this a ghost or are you making it up?
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^GOOD GRIEF! If you were really the master of the spoken word (that you apparently think you are), you could've written this and made it clever and humorous. Instead, you chose to use so many fifty-dollar words that it collapsed under it's own weight.
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^Yes. And I shudder to contemplate the full-metal-e-rant that a misspelling would have initiated. Thank you flaw-finder, please get used to the phrase "get a life, soup-butt" as you will probably receive it often in whatever grammar-blog you've obviously co-founded with your second grade special ed teacher.
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Farts while taking a shower stink the worst.
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Confucius "he who farts in church, sits in own pew"
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you wish
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my dead ex came and had sex with me once while I was taking a bath then the next night caused my husband to jump up in the middle of the night hitting the nightstand bc he saw someone standing there. t was him I know it
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@@@@@ When she throws her mane back, her lips begin to quiver exposing her horse teeth
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When she throws her mane back as her lips begin to quiver exposing her horse teeth
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When she throws her head back mane flying, lips quivering exposing her horse teeth as she lets loose with a "heee haw heee haw eeore!" That's real sexy.
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