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I like to have sex with vegetables....one time at a family function i stole all the salad fixings and had my way with them. I'm sick and need help!

I like to have sex with vegetables....one time at a family function i stole all the salad fixings and had my way with them. I'm sick and need help!

 
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I LOVE the pic! Funny, funny, funny...thanks for the laugh!
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agreed. this is bs.
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Well, it's better than the guy with batteries. Definitely safer.
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fake
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Have you ever watched porn??? There's chicks on there using all sorts of things to get off on.. including vegetables.. I wouldn't mine using some on my girlfriend and then using them in a stew.. Mmmmmmm... Yummy!!!
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I had a dream about this post last night. No, I'm not horny. I just had a dream, wait, I think it was a cartone this morning. Oh God, I'm out of cigs. I didn't buy any because I want to quit so bad. My throat hurts. I'm scared. Give me the strenght to quit. I need help. You need to get a life. Dover
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If the most harmful thing you do is make these silly posts, you're more of a nuisance than a threat. The picture is cute, though.
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Nothing wrong with a woman using a banana, a zuchinni or a carrot to pleasure herself. No diseases and no pregnancy. Good for her.
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it's only bad if you put the "fixings" back in the salad
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i used an artichoke once :c)
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large warm pickles are good,lol
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Really?!
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anyone who thinks this is fake never met my college roommates, except that they did it w/ an audience.
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