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My wife thinks I love ketchup. I really don't. I just can't stand her food.

My wife thinks I love ketchup. I really don't. I just can't stand her food.

 
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HAHAHAHA
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LOL too funny. Thank god for Ketchup!! t
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I hear ya brother, just do it yourself. Trust me on this, she feels the same way about your sexual moves!
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TRY A LITTLE HONESTY, AND GO TAKE COOKING CLASSES TOGETHER
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as long as she is good in bed !!!
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stupid
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HA HA ! ! SAME HERE
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at least she tries. Gently teach her to cook. Don't live for food my friend, enjoy the better parts
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Take her out for dinner more often! I dated a guy who thought ketchup was an entree whenever we were out. He was even worse with syrup. He gave a look of death to me when I requested more from a waitress once, saying he was part hummingbird. I hope you two can tease each other with care and not take yourselves too seriously.
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why don't you do the cooking then? d'uh.
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I'm not sure why the hell you men love to marry the needy women that can't do anything! Stupid lazy women that feed your children chemical laden nuggets and hotdogs every meal. Why even bother procreating if they don't have time to provide nurishment?! You dumb wrong headed thinkers, what do you all propose after blow jobs?
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You're a good man not to hurt her feelings,but you should of said something from the beginning because now you have to always eat the food that way or risk seriously hurting her if you ever say anything this late in time.
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Ha! We are in the same boat. I bought a grill and became a "grillmaster!" She tosses the salad!
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F--king good one lololol
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Heheheheh! FUNNY!
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I'm a wife that gets by with my cooking, and I thought this was great!!!I think it's kinda nice you don't want to hurt her feelings. lmao
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that's is too funny.
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Dude... that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
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Thanks that made me laugh so hard I cried! I wonder if my husband does the same thing some times...
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hahahaha thats great. my husband probably feels the same way about me. except he uses serious amounts of salt. haha i think its funny
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oh no - my husband drenches his food in lime and salt. i thought it was just because he's Mexican!
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italian dressing makes a LOT of stuff edible. been doing it for years and she still has no clue that her cokking sucks ass. the kids like it - hell, they don't know any better it's all they ever had! LOL
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You are doomed forever. There is no way out.
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Your marriage sucks. Try talking to your wife, it helps. Also, cook it yourself then, you lazy bastard.
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My wife had to learn to cook , and if you don't make constructive suggestions , your going to be eating shit for along long time....
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LOL'D
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My wife knows nothing about cooking or anything else,that's why I do all the cooking and pound my pud .
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awesome....i do love ketchup
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haha! then make your own!
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LMFAO!!!!!! You poor thing..you a good man, i hope she apreciates u in every way imaginable. God knows i couldnt do it. I love my food tasty.
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ketchup is a food group in my diet
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Everything tastes better with a little ketchup
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My wife wouldn't lift a finger to cook me something..but I always do the cooking and usually give her choices of entrees, sides, veggies etc. That is but one reason she is to be my ex wife soon!
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when my wife started cooking for me i was 18 and she was 17 at first she had no idea how to cook. 12 years later and lots of cooking she could be a executive chef
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WOW...this reminds me of everyone loves Raymond! Why don't you tell her...she can learn to cook...we all have to!
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LOVE THIS ONE
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i give what i can to the dog. the rest i toss and eat out
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OMG how funny!
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That. Is. AWESOME!!!
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lmao what a trooper. at least he eats it...
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GOOD ONE
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Make her cook lots of hamburgers...it's hard to screw them up. Bwa haaaa!
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Women sometimes have no clue how valuable domesticity is. Your man will always say "Oh honey, it doesn't matter", but secretly it does.I can hella cook in the kitchen....and the bedroom.Women better wise up. If the comforts of home don't exist for him, he will find it elsewhere.And to those of you that think it's funny, your ass will be divorced in a year, or your husband will be stepping out on your ass.
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