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My boyfriend asked me to do something wild in bed while he watched. So I used an artichoke.

My boyfriend asked me to do something wild in bed while he watched. So I used an artichoke.
 
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Ouch! They are kinda prickly! Thats kinda nasty! Did you steam it and eat it when you were finished "doing it?"
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that's hot - zuccini's are my veggie toy of choice - a big curvey one
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I call BS.
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does your stuff look like all freddy krueger, night of the living dead, blood & puss & guts all over now?
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it's a good way to get your Vitamin C
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UR A NASTY f***!!!!!
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Right-try a two liter pop bottle my bottle of choice
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im thinking Arby's
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I'm cryin', I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!! You guys are killing me!
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Ouch! what happened to the ever popular cucumber?
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bet you look like baloney curtains
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they need to put digg thumbs on here because that last comment made me spit out my drink and i want to "digg" it
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Didn't the oscar mayer commercials teach you anything you stupid a** who posted "baloney curtains?" My bologna has a 1st name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a 2nd name it's M-A-Y-E-R .....Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A........
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Can I watch too?
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On him, right?
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Wasnt baloney a stripper/ porn star? who had large labias???...thus the term baloney curtains...It was her name...not a food...yuck now I cant eat bologna.
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Why don't you try pineapple and see if he likes it better. hahahahaha...slut!
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Damn, that's painful. There prickly.
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