I'd like to jump over it on my motorcycle wearing a gas mask in case I don't make it.
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How about shower or bubblebath with her before you get it on?
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lol0l to funny
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How do you know? You have not slept with her in 8 years.
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Doctors, doctors! They have a surgery for the "Grand Canyon" part. They can make it tighter, and even rebuild the hymen (make her a virgin again). As for the "Dead Rat Part",its usualy a bacterial infection and is actually common, yet girls are embarrassed to go to the doctors about it. A weeks worth of antibiotics and good hygiene after that and POOF!! A brand new pussy for you, and probably the neighbor too. Thats how Karma works...
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You might be gay dude or just not in love any more. In either case move on for both your sakes.
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Ok hilarious!...but a lie, you are f***ing someone else!
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You people are disgusting and the guy talking about Michelle Obama is just a redneck moron; probably hasn't had any himself for 8 years cause nobody can get past his putrid breath and rotted yellow snaggle teeth.
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hey slim maybe its your dick and not her pussy...~~~
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Man your nose must be made out of titanium to be around for 8 years.
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LMFAO. This shit is pricless. You can always refit that hole. Just throw a big ole counrty ham up there and pull out the bone. Can't help you with the rat smell. Washin is good.Take it to the river and beat it on a rock.
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Vinager and water and a whole lot of drugs, you wont even notice. Titty f*** her instead!
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when you hollar into it do you hear an echo?
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They have surgeries for that now-a-days, the Grand Canyon thing at least.
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Then go with her to the gyno Stupid!!! i dont think that is the true reason. Be honest wIth yourself. Shiiiii
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Is there a helicopter tour leaving in the next few minutes?
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i'm sure that somewhere around the 1st year she has found a way to fill the void
why not get a divorce?
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first off, i have seen the grand canyon and i'm here to tell you that there aint a pussy in the world that big, i'm not here saying that i have seen every pussy in the world,but if there was one the size of the grand canyon your secret wouldn't,really,be a secret and i have not smelt evry pussy in the world either and so as far as i know there very well could be a pussy out there some where that smells like a dead rat that much i can comprehend but what i don't get is how you have been living with a smelly dead rat for 8yrs and counting...that my friend is true love.
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If you wave not had sex in 8 years, then there must be a diffrent problem here...something your not telling us...
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Kind of like f***ing a rotten jar of Mayonaise
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Of course I just called her a buffolo watering hole
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Is her name Dona-Sounds like my e-wife
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Your wife is probablly glad you don't have sex with her.
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how do you think your wifes pussy got that way?
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I haven't gotten any from my wife too in a long time so finally I decided enough is enough! Divorce court here I come.......
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Nasty. Tell her to shave and scrub that shit.
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maybe there IS a dead rat in there....
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wow !!!!
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I bet she needs a second opinion because a penicl thin one is from her husband
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shit this is the funniest one so far! By far!
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she is your wife...talk to her
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whoa.
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This is too funny. First of all, if SHE hasn't had it in 8 years, it's no longer like the grand canyon. Second, if it stanks- there's someting wrong- see a doctor. what the hell have you been doing for 8 years? I'd be gettin' it somewhere!
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yes it is I
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rick, is that you?
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I once spent 11 days in the Grand Canyon maybe you should try it. It will change your perspective.
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why don't you get a divorce?
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What's her number? I love the grand canyon and stinky pussy too!
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lmao buy her some douch and someof that tightening gel
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That refitting ham comment was @#%*ing hysterical!!!!
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go ahead and fck her it will wash off
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Have you seen my mouse?
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You are a f***ing idiot. If you marry her you obviously did love her yet you won't be with her cause of her vaginal problems you should tell her not lie to her. I hope she cuts your penis off.
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Get a divorce and go be happy... let her do the same.
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You guys kill me. Too funny.
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yeah ok, she's got someone on the side Fur SHur!! Like she would hang around for 8 years without sex!
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you probably cheated on her and gave her an STD in the process.
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Its probably because back when you were having sex still, she was having sex with someone else. scientifically when you smell another person on your loved one it stinks very badly. It's an odor that drops you to your knees. So ask her if it's over, it might not be since you haven't touched her and she doesn't seem to be complaining much. Maybe your dodged the bullet on some tramsmitable disease even. Check it out, might not be so bad now.
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I'm sort of in the same boat. My wife's pussy smells like my balls do if I work out for 3hrs. a day and don't shower... I did it just to see.
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Put some cheese in there..feed those rats so they wont die!
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DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF THE SMELL OF THE SHITHOUSE DOOR ON A TUNA BOAT?
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HONEY,YOU GOT TO WASH YOUR ASS ONCE IN A WHILE
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MAYBE YOU ARE IN THE WRONG HOLE
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this web site is the bomb.lol!!!!!!!
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well someone must love her dead rat pussy, because my friend she is f***ing someone else!!!
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Maybe your problem isn't your wife - it's your poor communication skills and lack of respect for your wife. Go see a shrink.
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If she's that loose from having YOUR kids, then you're just a prick!
I think you're REAL secret is you'd rather be with a man.
Admit it.
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This was posted about 2 months ago - weak ass shit
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Same problem here. I refuse to sleep with my wife because of the dead rodent oder coming from her nethers. Its been about 6 months so far.
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do you recommend a spiral cut ham,Dr. ?
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8 years and no sex? you're gay and she's "f"ing someone else. end it dude because if you loved her you would be honest and try to help her. It's out there.
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like the country ham comment.
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Whats her phone # dude!!!
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8 years?!!! Obviously there is something else going on. No woman's vagina is that big unless she has had children... Your children probably. Which makes you a total prick. You are either gay, have a pencil dick, or are charting on your poor wife because no normal man can go 8 years without having sex
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LMFAO this is hilarious.
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