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I'm a guy who pretends to be friends with a lesbian couple and secretly has a crush on both of them. They told me they are 80% gay. I'm hoping for that 20%.

I'm a guy who pretends to be friends with a lesbian couple and secretly has a crush on both of them. They told me they are 80% gay. I'm hoping for that 20%.

 
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keep the faith Dude! my GF does cheat on me with other girls...but in my sick and twisted mind its okay....especially when I get to join in.
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What really saddens (no, make that sickens) me is that you aren't friends with them (in which case, I'd say, this is a much longer shot than you realize, but I hope you get your wish) but that you PRETEND to be friends with them. My suggestion to you: as long as you're going to pretend to befriend a woman in the hope of having sex with her, you'll stand a MUCH BETTER CHANCE with a woman who is 80% + heterosexual, not these women.
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. . . and no one seems to think they're f***ing idiots for being "80% gay" ?!? you're either gay or you're not. even bisexual people don't classify themselves in percentages. they're either idiots or they're lying to you, dude. sorry. (i hope they're idiots- that way, maybe you can eventually have sex with them) good luck.
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you can prefer women but be open to the right man. I'd say that makes sense for 80 20.
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Maybe the 20% they're interested in is the jar-opening-and-toilet-plunging 20% :(
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They are just f***ing with u about the 80% .... duh! They know you drool over their gayness! Lol don't be another dumb guy... go find a "bi" girl... which is bullshit too, just women messing with mens head, tryn to turn em on, just to say NO! I'm sure yer used to the word NO! Haha
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From a female POV, if they really are lesbians, they're just f***ing with you. Sorry, maybe you should go find a couple of bi chicks.
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You're an idiot.
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Being a guy and f***ing a lesbian is WAY better than f***ing a straight chick any day!
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you think you are running the show, but i can hear those two lesbians laughing from here!
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Gay marriage is cool only if both chicks are HOT!
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If you're looking for just sex, hats off to ya! Go for it! If you hope for more, forget about it!
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Good luck...tell us how it turns out...
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Can I come hang out with the three of ya. I want some of that action....
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Tequila dude, tequila.
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Good lookin' out. Hope it works out. Keep us posted.
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Dude, your F'ing pathetic and don't know it. They would have given it to you by now if they were interested. Instead of going home and jerking off 68 times a day over it, go find you some real p@ssy!
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genius.....DAMN i'd love to be in ur position i could break through that barrier give them some cock
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Just throw 'em down and tell 'em to take it like they know they want to.
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Keep dreamin for sex, they keep you around to use you for fixing things around the house and car work. Tell them if you want to lose them.
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You should get a "Man Award". Keep it up and I will bet after a night of drinking you will get rewarded. Set something up with a bartender before hand where he brings you two shots of patron and one water. You are sober and they are drunk as hell.
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Talk them into giving you lesson in eating P@$$y, Then f*** em both nice and hard.
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You're my hero!
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I WAS friends with 2 lesbians. The one I got to be with initiated it and hadn't been with a man in 15 years. Absolutley wild
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Those are a couple of really nice poopers. I would love to get my hands and other appendages on them.
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YOU CAN DO IT JUST HOLD OUT!!!!!!
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Maybe you could work something out with them,tell them Im only in it for the licking.
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they should at least let you watch/film them
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The quicker you tell them, the better!
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Why are lesbians so damn hot, its just not rite
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You're a dyke tyke, a dutch boy. So am I, but sadly, I lack the lesbians. Oh well.
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the photo is HOT!
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Keep hoping, dude. I have the same desires myself. Never lucky enough to actually get it tho...
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^8 Unless you are a rapist, what you are suggesting is, by definition, impossible.
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gotta give ya props for trying....
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It's been long enough, how did you fare?
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Don't waste you're time - the more time you spend with them, the less time you have to meet women.
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