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I'm a man. I like to sit down when I piss.

I'm a man. I like to sit down when I piss.

 
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I usually sit down too, for some reason when i pee a dual stream comes out and sometimes sprays all over the walll or floor around toilet...pretty embarassing when at friends house and I have to wipe the floor and wall etc.. and it is more comfortable and can lett all my pee out when sitting....besides my married gf made me sit to pee and I always obeyed her cause i love her so much..
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Your parents must be so proud
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Remember to lift the seat when your finished!
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2^ typical of a liberal democrat. Now go collect your welfare and food stamps loser
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1^ Welfare and food stamps? I am a transactional consultant, with a law degree. That is a JD. Juris Doctorate for your uninformed perspective. I make mid six figures. I don't get welfare, I don't need food stamps, but my parents raised me to be kind to the less fortunate. Where did your parents go wrong? Mitt Romney's father received government assistance when he came to this country. Does that make him a loser like you? Look back on your life, any student loans, government support for your company that you work for (assuming that you have a job is a bit of an act of faith for me but I do it because I like to assume good? What about you). Say, didn't jesus chase the money changers from the temple? Reviled and below contempt those bankers. Where do you stand on that? Or was Jesus, the son of GOD, just another loser liberal. I can back up my income and my caring for humans. What about you? Who is the loser now? God knows, but you don't want to admit that do you?
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^you are a liar. Anyone with a law degree can put together an argument better than that. You likely dropped out of school or were kicked out by the 9th grade. You are a petty name caller with limited intelligence.
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^ I agree, too many assumptions for a real attorney. Fake, fraud and liar
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What troubles me is not men who like to pee sitting down, but that we have managed to breed men so inept and passive that they cannot hit a toilet bowl right in front of them without also pissing on the floor! Hello?I guess it's part of the trend of ineptitude among men (Especially younger men) who can't change tires and spark plugs, who don't own tools, and don't know how to use tools properly if they do own them, can't repair anything in a home, use "bodywashes" instead of soap, and do "pilate" excercises in gyms with women instead of playing sports or doing the weights.Perhaps this trend of men sitting down to pee has something to do with the forced feminization of men since the seventies; women taking well-paying jobs from men who want to marry and start families, schools banning "dangerous" sports like dodgeball, and boxing, etc. (Now I understand why there are web sites for men who wear panties and nighties!) Would the men who stormed the beaches of Normandy in 1944 have sat down to pee? What would General Patton say about that?
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Barack here....no Politics....PENIS'S !!!!!
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I like to sit on the toilet and squeeze out an Obama. Plop
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get a sex change!
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the government will pay for it!
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you f***ing dipshits that turn everything into politics need to get hit by a speeding bus. soon.
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Hey. Get over it. This is a "public" forum where people can get things off their chest. I don't always agree with the nonsense posted here, but I appreciate the fact that they have a Constitutional right to say what's on their mind! Get over yourself and stop worrying about what's on other people's minds that can't fit into your pee (spelling intentional) brain. By the way, the "plop" comment was AWESOME dude! :)
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He has a tiny wiener
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3^ You are so right. KEEP RESPONSES ON POINT. Not everything is politics or social issues. You people are destroying the process.
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you are a great man!:) im in love with you!!!
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you piss sitting down because you don't like making a mess all over the bathroom. im in love with you!
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I like to pee sitting down because my long "unit" dangles in the cold water and it feels good, very truly yours, Barack Obama.
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How STUPID CAN PEOPLE BE! Read the above comment NO POLITICAL RESPONSES TO NON POLITICAL POSTS!
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^ hey Pinhead...there are questions in the middle. EFFFFF off a-hole right back at you. Now get out of you mom's basement, stop looking at freaky pee porn and STFU
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So did my ex husband. It was because he was too lazy to stand up long enough to pee. Is that your issue too?
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i sit and pee....so what, is there a law somewhere that says i have to stand and pee? i find it more comfortable to sit and its a lot less messy at night.
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^...what a pisser !!....turn the goddam light on !!
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I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WHEN PPL COME 2 MYUNTOLD SECRETS 2 START TALKING SHYT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THERES A GUY WHO PEE'S SITTING DOWN...?????MITT ROMNEY THIS...OBAMA THAT...I MENA U ALL MAKE VALID POINTS BUT...HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING POST..AND I PEE SITTING DOWN WHEN IM DRUNK OR JUST WOKE UP AND AM STILL SLEEPY...... IT HELPS
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I used to date a guy who pissed while sitting down. I can't speak for all ladies, but I probably wouldn't tell women that. I'm not sure why, but it really devalued his masculinity in my mind.
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OMG do YOU honestly believe if someone is a homosexual, they are also a pediphile? YOU couldn't be MORE WRONG or stupid for that matter!
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Well HELL YA! Their FUCKED up sexually. What about it dose not make you believe any different? Why do you protect Pedophiles or fags? Hell why don't we just lump them all to gather. Then we can start trying to get them of the streets.
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^right on!!
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"Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeeeeee." Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage.
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wow, lots of crazy people on here that don't deal with the topic at hand or the questions posted.
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^...hey, Dopey...the OP made a statement, didnt ask a question.............EFFFF off a-hole
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3^ hey you're a lawyer? Cool! I'm a theoretical physicist, guitarist for guns and roses and a fighter pilot on the weekends. And married to the queen of England!!
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No lawyer would spend the time it took to type that shit.....BECAUSE.......he wasnt getting paid !!!!!
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^ yup
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I see a lot of complaining about that guy's argument but no one answers the questions? Will anyone step up to the plate?
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WOW! What a bunch of homophobic wankers.
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I wonder is the OP sits in urinals ?
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