The pic looks like an Essex Girl in Britain. They are the American version of the Valley Girl.
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I'm with Concisely. Make a catalog. Give each secret a title and a teaser paragraph. List an outrageous price and put half off in red underneath it. Limited time offer.
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^2 whatever, good hobby when you are in the pen.
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I'd love to hear all of them.
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You should write a novel, OP - could maybe be the next bestseller. ;)
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OP !!! from where I sit....you need a bikini wax !!
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You just need to work on writing concisely. Start with one secret and work your way from there.
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^2 Yeah, they are destroyers, too. Believe you me.
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looks like some crack head slut again? is that you tinkerbell
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^^[Sorry] NOT all secrets are of fear.There are secrets of Loving someone without the knowing.
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^^ NO all. The secret of Loving someone
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^Secrets are fear. They will destroy you.
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If Dreams are the Mirrors to our Soul. Are Secrets the Truths of our Soul??
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Arr, me hearty. The salty sea she's a killer be, yet scallywags 'taint a fearin' the b**** fer hope of her panite booty. Yo ho ho and a bucket o grog in hoist to the jolly lost souls in Davy Jones' Locker where they are awash in the finest panite this side of Fiddler's Green!
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ARRR...the sea. She'll wake a man in the night with salty kisses of promised adventures and snatch away his panites with the rising sun. Twas more years ago than I can recall when that b**** mistress stole the panite shipments of the Kirchen, and then stole the blanged ship out from under me crew's feet. There we were, stranded on the Isle of Morera with nothing but a whittlin knife and 25 feet of that fancy cord they wrap the panites in. Aye, me crew was all washed up, disheartened from the harsh treatment, but I just spat at the b**** and laughed. Arrr, she'll kill a man without love in is heart and a fiery tongue.
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Aye, that poop deck pappy o yourn. He was a sea farrin', panite eatin' picaroon as well as ye! The sea is a panite lovers mistress as is the fabled mulberry tres of the caribbean islands...shiver me timbers and blow me down!
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Nay, Bessie Lou, pull up me spare peg and hear me tale of the cursed vessel. I was midhsipman in those days. Went by the name of Archer, as I still had both me eyes and could make out a schooner from twenty leagues. The winds were blowin so ard, twas all we could do to keep our panites from the greedy paws o Davy Jones. Still remember me first taste of panites, arrr......was only a wee pup seein me pa off the docks of Rotterdam. The sea stretched out from the harbor calm as a mirror...
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Arr, tis One Eyed Jack come to right the ship and steer cross the howlin' gales?
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Where was...Aye, twas a flat air laid across deck, flatter than a barrel of water in the Flyin Dutchmans hold. Seen her once up close. Arrr, now there's a tale twat shiver me timbers. Twas a strong gale whippin midhsips on the Trinity's maiden voyage...
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I be listen'n, aye. Let me get some panites for munchin' on and I'll be hearin' ye tale.
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^ =) That's what me peg is for, Nelly. Now stop yer fidgetin and listen up...
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^Shiver me timbers! Avast Ye and hear this picaroon's yarn!
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^ Oh, the irony. Sit here on me wooden leg, matey, and let me spin ya the tale of the shark attack gave me the name One-eyed Jack. The sea she was calm that night, a little too calm me parrot whispered...
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^Aye,captain!You words be true. You be a wily sea wolf, aye!
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2^ Just when I couldn't be more soarly disappointed...hahaha I could hook you landluggers with one broke fishin pole and a skin of yarn! Not that I have one. :/
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^you mean panites, don't you?
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5^ Actually, I think it is your first time around the mulberry tres...'cause it's 'bush'. Be cheered though, you can probably find panities there!
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^No way. I'd give them a happy home and fertilizer. Mulberry tres' are so cute when thier little. ...Man, I've got way too much time on my hands
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^ I grew about twenty mulberries from seed. They were perfect, healthyhappy in their little pots. I gifted them to a woman with land to plant them. She promptly forgot to water and killed them. You wouldn't do that, would you? Kill my mulberry tres?
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^2 the mulberry tres is my favorite type of tres. No other tres is worth going around!
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But yes 3^ panites are certainly better than crudites with the right dipping sauce.
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I am soarly disappointed in you people. If I had spelled panties correctly, no one would have said a thing. Don't try to argue, I know. This isn't my first time around the mulberry tres.
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^Ever smoked panites? They say THAT is the shit!
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^Panites are so good with a little butter. Better than crudites. Also, I like to smoke.
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^You ate PANITES? No way.
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I ate panites once. They weren't even edible. It doesn't take that many characters to begin the sharing.
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Then why did you waste everyone's time? This is no secret. Bullshit. Just when this site begins to get good again something like this gets in. La Di Da you have a lot of secrets. Share or get off the site.
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Get off me parrot quick, Nelly Jo! Oil me peg, Josie Lou! Adventure awaits on the high seas, the panites are a callin home. Arrr
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Ahoy! Port side! PANITES!!!
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I'll shake me flagon o dragon spit to the lost panites. Arrr
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Why don't y'all talk land lubber English?
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;P aye, twill be a swell eve on the high seas!
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Arr...I be havin' panites with a savory panite sauce with me hardtack tonight.
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