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I’m your average everyday guy and I should feel bad, I have a new family and a decent life. But, I have a new secret…I’m having the best lunches!

I’m your average everyday guy and I should feel bad, I have a new family and a decent life. But, I have a new secret…I’m having the best lunches!

 
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Yeah, so what? So you are f u c k i n g something on the side. That is no secrets to people in this country. It is normal
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Well, if it's 'normal', it's still nor 'moral' or right! OP, let it go, man -- you have a wife and at least one kid. Go home for lunch - and be the husband and dad you oughta be. They don't deserve you out having 'hot lunches'.
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you blowing the boss ?
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2 up. Morality is fleeting. What you think is normal is based on social conditioning by people in power in order to control you and society. That is all it is. Op, I say if you are no longer getting at home what you thought your marriage contract should be, then keep a hottie on the side.
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1 up f u c k i n g-A I agree absolutely!. If the wife is reneging on her end of the marriage agreement, find someone on the side who will fulfill the void.
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Then why get married? Leave the good girls alone and keep screwing the whores, God knows they are everywhere. Why do you ruin the life of the one you promised to love? Why? Do you enjoy seeing people that love you cry?!
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3^ who thinks this stuff up? I was perfectly happy with good old rompin' stompin' hardcore man on woman vaginal-oral-occasional anal sex.
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1 up Yeah, it kinda puts a drag on the ol' conventional lunch f u c k i n'.
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LOL! Yes people are deprived and deviant creatures.
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do you ever brown bag it ?
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1 up. No, I never f u c k anything with brown skin. That is disgusting
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OP here- nothing weird like the urban dictionary describes. Just good old fashion fun.
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I had awesome lunches, too. they caused me to lose weight. Half of my stuff.
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1^: HILARIOUS. Thanks for a much needed laugh!OP: You're scum.
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3 up. Do you think every woman who gets married is good? Come on. We have no idea what the op's wife is like. I know a slew of women, including mine, who have changed after marriage. The only difference between my marriage and others is that I divorced her.
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I think you guys are missing the point. Hot lunch. Check it out... Urban Dictionary: hot lunchthe act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then f***ing the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingwrap?
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yuck.
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Yummy
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