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I've been submitting Pokemon secrets for weeks, but the real secret? I'm a doctor in reality. I make more money than the people who tell me to get a life.

I've been submitting Pokemon secrets for weeks, but the real secret? I'm a doctor in reality. I make more money than the people who tell me to get a life.

 
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Prove it! Bitch boy
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...and someone cares?
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To dream that your real life is depicted in a cartoon world, suggests that you are perceiving the world in a comical and unserious manner. This dream may also serve as an escape from the stressful realities of your life. It is your way of obtaining moments of lightheartedness and fun. Additionally, you need to learn to laugh at yourself and at your mistakes...just sayin'
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I make a shitload of money. Get a life
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Jimmy cracked corn.
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The real secret is that paychecks can only buy a poor substitute for life.
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1^, oh, you just made me spit iced tea all over my keyboard. That was a good one! Okay, OP, why, oh why, should we believe you're a doctor?!?
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they cal me..DR. LOVE ! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I work for Doctors, and I highly doubt you are one. Doctors are too busy for those childish games.
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Still waiting for you to tell us why we should believe you, OP.
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That's the trouble with doctors: Money first patient second. Sorry excuse for a human.
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I call bullshit!
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*****I have to say I've been cracking up every time I've approved a Pokemon secret, just to watch you losers cry about it.
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come on doc, tell us your speciality and then back it up with proof of income, otherwise you are just a kid with a strange dream.
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OP, you are a HUGE liar. You don't live in REALITY. You need to get some help. You're not a doctor, you're some lonely creep in your mom's basement who doesn't have ANY kind of life, except when you play your games. And, money doesn't make Your life better. You're too dumb to know what life is really made of.
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Pokemon rule!
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I think he's a proctologist, thusly- POKEMON !!!
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Playing doctor with a blowup doll in your moms basement doesn't count
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