geez, and i thought cumming twice a week was special!
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(married female)i masterbate/orgasm probably three times a day and have sex just about every day, sometimes every other and have multiple orgasms with my husband.....so i bet on average i cum about 6 times a day :)
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^ what do you do afternoons and evenings ?
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^That sounds like an addiction. Several times a day and sex daily. Yikes! You need tharapy.
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troll go to craigslist and post this type of crap.
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sounds to me like somebodies jealous....and can't spell lmao! to clarify i only usually only masturbate once a day (in the mornings)and when my husband gets home from a hard days work it's only fair that he has a hot meal waiting on the table and as much wild kinky sex as he could ever want in the bedroom....so am i addicted to great sex with a man who is so good in bed i fantasize about him all day long and can't help touching myself? maybe, but i would take mind blowing anal sex and throatfUcKing over "tharapy" anytime :)
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I'm a guy, I dont keep count I just keep doing it until nothing but Confetti comes out!
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still got em, you have all yours, I doubt it. hee-hee
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46,,,m,,, at least once a day,,, more when I want to,,, sometimes while driving,,, I just love pulling my meat out and just stroking it while barreling down the hwy,,,
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6^ If it had not been for Stalin, you vould have been vaft on ze vind, schtupid American cunts.
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I am 55 today and i jerkoff 3 times a day
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3^ holy shit 80?!?! I'm 27 and thats hot to me! lol you might not look too hot being that you have aged (thats okay!) but wow, you talk about face buried now thats sexy even for being 80!
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U bet I am 80, and must look fine, I had a pretty good time the other night, and wa told she would be back for seconds. Born 4/14/1931
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^you go!!!
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flesh light is worth the cash... trust me :)
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1 up: It is no wonder why we kicked your ass in WWII
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i am the first poster and i am 27.
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Why did Helen Keller use two hands to masterbate? She used one to moan.
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35 married for over 15 years.. Still masturbate daily (if I can) and we have sex 3 to 4 times a week. I also work very hard and I love to be woken up my hubby for a NICE morning session...
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On the weekends when we are not working, sometimes I surprise my gf by going down on her in the middle of the night while she is sleeping. She loves it!
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Face buried in it is way better than masterbating, when your tongue gets tired, thats the time to go for it.And I am 80, and can still make a lady moan.
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I am doing it right now
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Man what I would give to find just one horny women like these on here to sit on my face, and let me please her.
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Believe me, women like the ones on here are out there. There are plenty of them. They just need to feel comfortable enough in your presence to let go behind closed doors. I think most women are like men; they like to get their freak on.
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32 male, I jerk off pretty much every day. my wife is boring in the bedroom (really she's boring in general) so I often enjoy that more than screwing her
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^ you just think she's boring...if you only knew.. there is no such thing as frigid women, just inept men (a male)
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(Female nazi here) I ride mein Fuhrer's baton at least once a day vile he pretends to be doing paperwork in the next room. Sometimes he comes in and slaps me when I've disturbed his concentration. Wir haben ein starker verstehenden.
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^65 bucks to jack off? yet another reason to thank the little baby jesus for giving us fingers and hands for FREE!
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1 up: That one I made is better than your hand. I guarantee it! If the Fleshlight is even better, it will be worth the money.
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^sounds great. I'm a 27 year old married woman and I masterbate about 2 times a day if the opportunity is right. I like to masterbate because its the perfect match to what i need and it is a fast solution. My husband works a lot ,and like the lady above mentioned, he deserves to come home to a hot meal and not have to deal with me horny and wanting! We have sex usually at least once a day at most 4 times a day (usually on his days off)
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^^yeah but that is for a guy, i am a woman! i masturbate every single day and dont even own a vibrator.....
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if these are mostly honest post it would also help if we new your age and how long have you been married
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I am the Op. I am 54
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THAT'S TOO FUNNY THE SPELL POLICE CAN'T SPELL EITHER. YES WHAT IS THARAPY DEAR????
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^why are you yelling at lucy? wtf did she ever do to you grammar nazi?
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Female, married. I masturbate daily!! We have sex 3 to 4 times a week. The way i see I am keeping it warm for him... LOL
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^are you sure you aren't an addict? that sounds like too much pleasure for one human being to take......
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Wow all that masturbation and you haven't rubbed your clit clean off???LOL
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Op here. I masturbate everyday in the shower with hair creme rinse. Recently I made a pocket pussy by taking a dish towel, folding it once long-ways, placing a latex glove inside with the edge hanging out about an inch or so. Then rolled it up, folded the end of the glove over the edge of the towel and placed a few rubber bands along the length. It is remarkably realistic. I found that procedure online. Man, I love the Internet! I am considering buying a Fleshlight like the one in the picture. But $65.00 is alot of money for a masturbation machine that I do not knowmif it is better than the one I made. When I lived in another state I dated a woman who consistently masturbated every single day; morning, afternoon, and before sleeping. She worked out of her home. So, the afternoon one was easy for her to do. She was a wonderful lover and pretty too. She was always ready for intimacy. She had a sex drive that was unmatched by any woman I have dated. Good morals out of the bedroom, too, and a "whore" when the bedroom door closed. I would still be with her if it were not for me leaving due to my job.
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is "tharapy" something new out there?....splain please, Lucy !
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(Married Female Here) I masturbate twice a day and make love to my husband most nights two or three times. I write erotica so I am always on the edge of ecstasy.
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I wrote Erotica...she never answered me, snif-snif
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^^you must be an *addict* like me tehehehehe....
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Sex is over rated. The transference of bodily fluids is disgusting and totally animistic. Pornography serves its purpose as a stimuli to relieve certain ingrained, organic compulsions that left unattended would probably lead to behaviors left to the less evolved. But hey, that's just me.
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^you sound like a boring lay.
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