English please!
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That pic is cool - an eagle caught a rabbit?
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ever hear of... two wrongs dont make a right? just bc they wronged you, doesnt make it ok to do it back. either grow up, or be alone until you have grown up enough to A not stay with a liar. and B not have any reason to lie in the first place
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Sometimes one lies for self-protection. To the OP: behave honorably and the need to lie is reduced. But you are right about how leaving out important details can be just as bad as lying.
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Haven't quite completed our stages of moral development, have we OP?
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I see yellow snow...lower right
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Musta been some huskeys in that scene, eh? (You and I are showing our ages, haha)
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quite making excuses
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Poor grammar and punctuation, again.
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^...most of us can figure it out. Suggestion, have someone that went beyond the 4th grade explain it for you, k ? good luck up there in Appalachia !
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This morning, I woke up at 9:00 a.m. and had horrible, sharp shooting pains all through my abdominal region. I felt like I was going to pass out. I decided to go sit on the toilet and see if I could make these demon turds leave my body. So I sat down on the toilet and I pushed and pushed, but nothing came out except this huge fart that reverberated in the toilet bowl. I felt a little better for a minute after I farted, but then the cramps came back full force. So once again, I pushed and I pushed and finally I began to take a bowel movement. It was very runny and it reminded me of that chocolate waterfall that was in the chocolate factory on that Willy Wonka movie. Diarrhea just poured and poured from my anus like a waterfall of chocolaty goodness. In my head, I could hear the Willy Wonka song "Pure Imagination" playing very loudly. When I was done, I decided to examine what actually left my body; it was not a pretty site. Like I mentioned earlier, it was very runny, but there was a few little solid turd nuggets present. There were little pieces of corn and green peppers present from last night's dinner and I could smell traces of grilled chicken which was marinated in Italian dressing. My diarrhea seemed to have an Italian dressing smell to it; but at the same time, you could still smell the pungent odor of what human feces is supposed to smell like. It was a very dark brown color, a lot darker than usual.
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You lied. Own it. No need to point out the faults of another...own it, it's yours.
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I can't figure it out.
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Um...why the turd talk?
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so op what did you lie about? are you in love with youngblood aka foureyes? what did they not tell you? this is a secret in a secret.
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EH ?
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I see more yellow snow.............
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thanks for the Zappa reference *laughs* now i've got it *loop'n in my head* :D
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^ idiot, yeah idiot
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If some dude made his secretarys eye balls swap sockets at lunch time, its NOT lying if he doesnt tell you about that over dinner. Now, if you ask how was your day?...and he says typical...thats not lying either, if he gets it on with her daily.If you ask him directly, and he says no, thats lying!
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